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Timeline Jokes

There is a timeline where Rick doesn’t make Rick Roll

He tried to write a song, but instead he gave up. He let himself down. He ran away and deserted the idea. He cried, he said goodbye, he even lied to and hurt himself.

If an old person looks through their Facebook timeline

You could say that the Elder Scrolls

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Timeline of r/jokes

Primary Beginning: (Small Community) Decent jokes, good laughs.

Secondary Beginning: (Decent Sized Community) Good Jokes, Very Good laughs.

Early Middle Years: (Large Community) Faction of Reposters have begun to show themselves.

Later Middle Years: (Huge Community) Most of the ...

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

A Bit of French Church Humor (Found on my FB timeline)

Poster found in a Church in France... (translated):

"When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God". However, it is unlikely that He will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and ...

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A time traveler meets Adolf Hitler in a bar

Instead of trying to kill him and mess up the timeline he instead sits down to have a drink with Hitler.

The time traveler looked at Hitler and asked “So how are you doing?”

“Pretty terrible, I just got kicked out of art school.”

“Well that , you’ll probably land on your fe...

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Why did the Terminator franchise get reclassified as ?

Because they thoroughly fucked the timeline.

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"When I learned how to edit videos I felt like the Flash..."

Friend: "Why, because you fast learner?"

Me: "No, because I fucked up the timeline."

What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.
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