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Buffets Jokes

Why is Alexander Hamilton banned from all-you-can-eat buffets?

because he will never be satisfied, oh he will never be satisfied.

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My therapist says I can get over my fear of buffets.

But first I’ve got to want to help myself.

All-u-can-eat seafood buffets are such a waste.

They’re total overkrill.

Whay doesn't McCree eat at lunch buffets?

It's high noon, and Justice ain't gonna serve itself.

Did you hear hear about the guys who wrote the book about eating all you can at buffets?

They weren’t hungry Et Al.

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It has been mentioned that when cruises start sailing again, the buffets will all be staffed with servers instead of just serving yourself.

The saddest job will be the person who has to push the buttons on the pop dispenser.   Why?   Because it is "soda pressing".


I will see myself out.

we used to call them "food fights"...

...kids today call them "all you can yeet buffets"

Elderly Couple Go to Heaven Together

They both arrive at the pearly gates together and meet Saint Peter, who says "Let me show you around" He pointed to a mansion and said "That will be your house, located next to the country club." The old man asks, "and how much will that cost?" St Peter replies, "oh there's no charges, it's free,...

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