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Pompeii Jokes

''The Floor is lava''

~ Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

Pompeii must be the ultimate party town

Look at the locals, they're stoned 24/7

The people of Pompeii...

Mannequin challenge champions since 79 AD.

The floor is lava!

Said everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.

What did the people of Pompeii say when they saw ash spewing from Mount Vesuvius?

Don’t worry, we have Pliny of time!

What did the hipster from Pompeii say to the archaeologist who discovered him?

"I was into volcanic ash before it was cool."

So my friend got annoyed that I kept singing Pompeii by Bastille, so they told me to stop.

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

What did the cowboy say when he visited Pompeii?

What in tarnation?

What's got two eyes and smokes?

Pompeii

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