Pompeii must be the ultimate party town

Look at the locals, they're stoned 24/7

The people of Pompeii...

Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD.

What did the hipster from Pompeii say to the archaeologist who discovered him?

"I was into volcanic ash before it was cool."

''The Floor is lava''

~ Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

The floor is lava!

Said everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.

[EDIT: For those saying it's a pyroclastic flow.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6rdz3m/comment/dl5t2se?st=J5Y0ORG8&sh=e10af661)
By the way, thanks for giving me a trip to the front page! :)

What's got two eyes and smokes?


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