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Do you remember that party we had in Pompeii?

Yeah everyone was stoned

A Roman emperor walks into a Pompeii restaurant and orders a salad.

CAESER?! The waiter exclaimed. No, waldorf he replied.

If Nero, Tiberius, Caligula, and Commodus were all in Pompeii together, who would survive?

The Roman empire.

Pompeii must be the ultimate party town

Look at the locals, they're stoned 24/7

''The Floor is lava''

~ Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

So my friend got annoyed that I kept singing Pompeii by Bastille, so they told me to stop.

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

What did the hipster from Pompeii say to the archaeologist who discovered him?

"I was into volcanic ash before it was cool."

The people of Pompeii...

Mannequin challenge champions since 79 AD.

The floor is lava!

Said everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.

What's got two eyes and smokes?


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