I don't have tags for my dog, but I bought her a phone in case she got lost. She ran away today.
I really should collar.
Also, Lost: Seeing Eye Dog
Last Seen: Never
My name is Eaton, and my coworker and I were talking about name tags,
I keep an abundance of mine attached via magnet to my desk so I never forget to have one.
She lost the backing to her name tag somewhere around her desk.
I let her know that I have a bunch extra so if she needed one just take one.
She asks, "So, I can be Eaton today then?" ...
I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..
But the thyme is cumin
Have you ever noticed the tags that you can use when posting on r/Jokes?
For some reason, people can't use the OC tag in their posts.
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
It was a freebie
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
(I used to say this all the time when I was younger)
A vulture and his wife are going on vacation to the Bahamas.
With many large suitcases packed, they arrive at the airport and saunter up to the check-in counter. The agent weighs, tags, and sends each bag off, until she notices one giving off a foul smell.
"Sir, are you checking this bag?" The agent asks.
"No, sorry, that's our carrion"
Do you know why so many Italians are named Tony?
Because when they immigrated to America, they put tags on them in Italy with "TO N.Y.".
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I agree that there should be different NSFW tags for violent and sexual content
Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.
I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar
They said that there's no cents in the change
The Three Babies
An Englishman, Welshman and a Jamaican are in hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. After much pacing up and down, the nurse emerges from the maternity ward and announces that each are the father to a bouncing baby boy. “Unfortunately there’s just one small problem” she adds. “Be...
[META] Spoiler Tags?
I love a good joke, but I'm a sucker for skipping ahead. Like, my eyes just skip to the last line for no reason. I read the punchline, and I didn't get any chuckles at all.
Does anyone else do this? If it's not just me, do we want start spoiler tagging the punchlines? Or does this cause tr...
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Could we get length/content tags, To better find certain kinds of joke?
When I don't have a lot of time because I'm just on reddit during my break it would be cool to look up short one liner type joke. Some time I'm looking for longer jokes. I feel like this could benifit the sub alot.
[Meta] Can we make use of the spoiler tags?
I see in the stylesheet that the ability to create spoiler tags is there, but I never see anyone actually use them. I'm sure I'm not the only one who tends to have wandering eyes, jumping lines at a time to accidentally read the punchline before reading the rest of the set up. Maybe a note in the si...