Martha had terrible acne and had very little luck getting dates.
She was so glad when Bill started taking an interest in her. She didn’t mind at all that Bill had a fake wooden eye that looked off in odd directions when he spoke. She was just happy to have a man finally take an interest in her despite her terrible acne problem.
For his part, Bill was ve...
An old cowboy from Texas recently heard that Alaska was the largest state
So he decided to uproot himself and move up to Alaska, to toss away the moniker of a cowboy and become a real Alaskan. He sold everything he owned, drove up to Alaska, and purchased some property.
After living there for a while, he knew he wasn’t quite an Alaskan, so he trekked down to the l...
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Captain Loony Doubloon
At the last port-of-call before a long voyage, lonely Captain Loony Doubloon decides it's time he needs another parrot. He heads to the port's birdkeep, and finds the perfect talkative parrot perched on its swing within. The keeper discloses, however, that the bird was born with no legs, among anoth...