Where did Suzy go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere

I only go after women who are locked-up in Mental Institutions.

I’m looking for a “committed” relationship.

Where does the holy bread go after it is consumed?

The Garden of Eaten

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

A: Everywhere

Where does a lizard go after it drops its tail?

To the retail store

(DARK) Where does a suicide bomber go after they commit their crime

Everywhere

Where did the microbiologist go after receiving his PhD?

...to a cell-laboratory gathering

Where does a French person go after eating dinner?

The I full tower

Where do gambling gangsters go after they die?

To the Gangster's-Pair-a-Dice.

"Daddy, where did Bambi's mom go after she died?"

"Venice, son."

Where is sally go after the gas factory blew up

Everywhere

Where do southern viking descendants go after death?

Y'allhalla

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

Why did the cannibal go after paraplegics?

Meals on wheels!

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Where did Hitler’s German Shepards go after the war?

To the veteran-aryan

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Where do plants go after having sex for the first time?

Plant Parenthood

Where do jokesters go after they get arrested?

The punitentiary

Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry?

Da loo.

Where do you go after r/food bans you?

A food court.

Where does the guru go after a long day of work?

Hooooommmmmmmmmmmmme

Where did the fish go after witnessing a murder?

The wetness protection program.

Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast?

Because he had outstanding balance

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Where do Christians go after throwing up?

Heave'in

Lady brings a bunny into a vet's waiting room.

A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does not want to be there. "Sit, Fluffy," she says.

Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, now there's a good Fl...

A drunk driver is being interrogated

Detective: okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top

Driver: I don't know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water..

Detective: Your water is on its way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated.

Driver: NO! I swear, I just lost control of the car and...

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Gorilla Hunting *long*

A very rich man decides that he is going to take a trip to Africa to hunt the legendary Great White Gorilla. But as he has no hunting experience, he places an ad to hire a hunting guide. Days go by and no one answers his ad. The man is scheduled to leave for his trip in 2 days and still not a single...

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