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Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

Everywhere.

Where did Little Timmy go after getting lost in the minefield?

Everywhere.

It's a pretty dark joke, but it got really bright for a second.

Where did little Timmy go after stepping on a landmine?

Everywhere.

Where does the suicide bomber go after dying?

All over the place

Where did Suzy go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere

Where do Mechanics go after work?

The universal joint

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

Where does a lizard go after it drops its tail?

To the retail store

Where does the holy bread go after it is consumed?

The Garden of Eaten

"Daddy, where did Bambi's mom go after she died?"

"Venice, son."

Jim and Ted were let go after 15 years working at the bra factory so they headed down to the local Employment office…

There they each filled out some forms. They both had worked the same quality assurance positions on the line down at the “Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder Inc.”. Afterwards they each met with a jobs counselor to try and find new employment they could embark on. As the final step they met individua...

I only go after women who are locked-up in Mental Institutions.

I’m looking for a “committed” relationship.

Where did the microbiologist go after receiving his PhD?

...to a cell-laboratory gathering

A friend told me that there is a place the celebrities go after they fake their deaths. Michael Jackson is there. Elvis. Tupac.

I thanked him for telling me about this

He replied "No Biggie."

Where do gambling gangsters go after they die?

To the Gangster's-Pair-a-Dice.

Where does a French person go after eating dinner?

The I full tower

Where do southern viking descendants go after death?

Y'allhalla

Why did the cannibal go after paraplegics?

Meals on wheels!

Where do jokesters go after they get arrested?

The punitentiary

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Where did Hitler’s German Shepards go after the war?

To the veteran-aryan

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Where do plants go after having sex for the first time?

Plant Parenthood

Where do you go after r/food bans you?

A food court.

Where do Christians go after throwing up?

Heave'in

Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry?

Da loo.

Where did the fish go after witnessing a murder?

The wetness protection program.

Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast?

Because he had outstanding balance

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