How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit-a-lot...

How do desk fans avoid Coronavirus?

They self-oscillate.

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I fucking hate one direction fans.

I like the ones that oscillate back and forth.

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(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate their tits a lot.

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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...

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