An improbable premise walks into a bar...

Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

Premise replies, "Just water."

Bartender shakes his head with irritation, "Unbelievable."

Had a dream a horrible coworker came back to work. I woke up worried about it possibly coming true.

Then I remembered I also dreamed my wife and I had intercourse. So that means the entire dream was improbable.

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