Improbable Jokes - 3 Hilarious Improbable Jokes

An improbable premise walks into a bar...

Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

Premise replies, "Just water."

Bartender shakes his head with irritation, "Unbelievable."

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A man comes home late from the bar

He knows his wife don't like it when he drinks, so he sneaks his way to the bathroom so he can piss.
When he opens the bathroom door, the light automatically turns on. He finds it odd, since he didn't buy any automated lights or something like that.
He thinks that maybe his wife had installed...

Had a dream a horrible coworker came back to work. I woke up worried about it possibly coming true.

Then I remembered I also dreamed my wife and I had intercourse. So that means the entire dream was improbable.

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