Did you hear about the deer that could not be convinced to go to the tannery?

It kept screaming, "I will not be suede!"

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A young man is walking home from his job at a local software company

He worked late that night, and the sun had already fallen below the sky. The man enjoyed the two mile walk to work in the morning, but the cold of the night made the way back numb, rigid, and surreal. The man followed long, curving roads through the dark pine forests, illuminated by cold sunlight re...

What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while breaking wind? <...

Why was the leather shoe so stubborn?

Because it couldn’t be suede.

I only like smooth leather

and my opinion will never be suede.

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At a big party, Mr. T himself complimented the alligator suede shoes I wore! I told him "I killed it myself, because it kept pooping on my lawn!" Mr. T laughed and said "You know what they say..."

"If the foo' shits, wear it."

Did you hear about the cow that went to the tannery just because the other cows told him to?

At least he looked good; he was easily suede.

What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can't find his Blue Suede Shoes?

His Jailhouse Crocs

My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material

But I won't be suede

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