A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers.
She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says, "when I was young I contracted kneesles." She says, "you mean measles." He says, "no, I actually got kneesles." She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about the...
I just walked past a man in shorts carrying a really long stick and i asked him "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He said "No I'm German, how did you know my name was Walter?"
No matter how much you ask, I can't give you a guy in green shorts and a floppy hat
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A couple fingers, Vaseline, and the grace of God
Not an original joke but hilarious nonetheless. Presented for your enjoyment.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his w...
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
I’ll let myself out...
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THE BLONDE COWBOY
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde Cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, And his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like This?'