A guy goes to the psychiatrist wearing shorts made of clear plastic wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."
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Jim and a little girl are playing. Jim pulls down his shorts and says,
"I have one of these and you dont." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The next day Jim and the girl are playing together again. Once again Jim points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you dont." But this time the little girl just keeps on pl...
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Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ...
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy:
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
"That's okay," the young guy says. "It's a coincidence really because I'm looking for my wife, too."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. W...
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