A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Last night my wife crawled into bed with me and told me she'd do anything for a new cashmere sweater," the guy says. "So I asked, 'Anything?' nudge nudge wink wink, and she replied "ANYTHING!'" "Wow!" the bartender replies. "What did you do?" "I told her to...
Grandma gave me a vest for Christmas and said I should wear it to school.
Bless her heart, but cashmere won't stop a bullet.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A bully at school told me my clothes were gay
So a choked that asshole with my "Pale Heather Cashmere Scarf".
The scarf store
A guy walks in to a scarf shop and asks what kind of scarves they sell.
The owner replies "we have wool ones inside and cashmere outside, how bout dat?"
I have two sweaters. One made in Pakistan, the other in India.
They're both Cashmere.