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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They've been making headlines.

I’ve got my corduroy pants, my corduroy shirt, and my corduroy hat...

One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!

Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They've really been making headlines.

-courtesy of my 8 year old niece.

I just invented corduroy pillows

My friends tell me I’m stupid but I think they will make headlines worldwide

Did you hear about the Corduroy pillows in the news?

They’re making HEAD LINES! (my mom told me this one today after I got home from work)

My girlfriend and I used a corduroy condom for the first time last night...

It was a groovy kind of love...

What is Helen Kellers favorite color?

Corduroy...

Confucious say

He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines

What's Stevie Wonder's favourite colour?

Corduroy

Bob the Sailor & Ollie the Octopus walk into a bar...

Bob the sailor walks into a bar carrying a large octopus. He announces to the bar that this octopus can not only talk, but he has a very unique talent which he will share with the crowd for $50 a turn.

Bartender says "There's no way that octopus can talk."

"Sure he can. Ollie, tell the...

IKEA made headlines today...

...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases

The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you.

Corduroy Pillow Case.

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