I’ve got my corduroy pants, my corduroy shirt, and my corduroy hat...

One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!

Have you heard about the the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines.

I just invented corduroy pillows

My friends tell me I’m stupid but I think they will make headlines worldwide

Did you hear about the Corduroy pillows in the news?

They’re making HEAD LINES! (my mom told me this one today after I got home from work)

My girlfriend and I used a corduroy condom for the first time last night...

It was a groovy kind of love...

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Did you hear about the man that slept on corduroy pillow?

No? I'm surprised, it made headlines!

What's Stevie Wonder's favourite colour?

Corduroy

I don't even fully own my favorite pair of pants

They're 3/4's mine and a corduroys

Bob the Sailor & Ollie the Octopus walk into a bar...

Bob the sailor walks into a bar carrying a large octopus. He announces to the bar that this octopus can not only talk, but he has a very unique talent which he will share with the crowd for $50 a turn.

Bartender says "There's no way that octopus can talk."

"Sure he can. Ollie, tell the...

IKEA made headlines today...

...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases

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