I describe my "baggy shirt"...

...and I use the term loosely.

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4 Men at a bar discuss the most difficult sport to play.

The first man, wide as a dishwasher and having huge muscles all over, says “I’m a football player, it’s the hardest sport in the world to play! You’ve gotta be in top physical condition and have excellent situational awareness.”

The second man, an older gentleman wearing a collared shirt, say...

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

A middle aged man was walking home one friday .

Instead of taking his company bus he decided to walk up the mountain road ,see the beautiful sunset and take a train on the other side. His time calculation went wrong and it became dark ,he was still on the inclined mountain road .While walking hurriedly he noticed shadow of a man standing near a d...

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A homeless guy stopped me and demanded I give him £5 for some new shoes.

So I gave him £5 and followed him to see if he got new shoes. He turned down one road, picking up the pace, the end of his baggy jeans scuffing the pavement. He took a sharp left turn down an alleyway, down which I pursued him for some three or four minutes at a safe distance of around three hundred...

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Trouble asking a girl out

So there's this kid, let's call him Jerry. He's been eyeing this girl at school for months now, and there's a big dance coming up. He knows she doesn't have a date, and he would give anything to go with her- but there's a problem. Whenever he gets close to her, he gets an erection that would rival t...

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A blonde goes to buy a TV.

So, a blonde goes to a mega store to buy a TV, she goes in and she asks an employee for opinions:

Her: "Excuse me, what do you think of that TV?"

Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women"

She gets furious, goes back home, puts on a hat and a fancy dress and comes ba...

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A drug dealer, a gang member, and a journalist walk into a bar...

The bartender, a keen man, looked at the drug dealer, who was decked out in fancy clothing and expensive jewelry. He did not look educated, though, so the bartender said to him "You. You are a drug dealer."

"Yes," said the man, "how did you know?"

Ignoring the man's question, the barte...

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Do you like...

Two men at the docks taking a break when one asks the other:

"Vinnie, do you like a woman who has blonde beautiful hair or one that has ratty brown hair?"

"Of course I prefer blondes."

"And Vinnie, do you like women with perky full breasts or saggy baggy breasts?"

"Of cou...

Life's Demerit System

All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this message. In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!



Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing s...

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