What do you call a Canadian symbiote?

Denim

What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans.

What are Super Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim. Denim denim denim.

What type of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.

"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"

"No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-Denim-Denim

What's the difference between the beginning of the small intestine and a pair of jeans?

One is a duodenum, and the other is a denim duo.

You guys know what Mario's favorite type of pants are?

*Denim Denim Denim*


edit - say it out loud if you aren't getting it.

One Sunday morning an old ragged cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin.

Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged.

In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and a equally worn out Bible. The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the lar...

what’s blue and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

a fridge with a denim jacket on

This joke may contain offensive words. 🤔

Neighborhood Hootenanny

A fella -- let's call him "Chad" -- moves out of the city and buys himself a nice big home in the country. He enjoys the fresh air and being away from the noise and traffic of the city, but it isn't long before he finds himself feeling bored and a little lonely. He decides to cure both by heading ou...

This joke may contain offensive words. 🤔

Billy-Bob is passing by Clyde's hay shed one day....

....when, through a gap in the door, he sees Clyde doing a slow and deliberate striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.


Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender of his weathered Oshkosh denim overalls, followed by the left.<...

What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?

Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

[Denim denim denim.](http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I)

^^^^^^shamelessly ^^^^^^stolen ^^^^^^from ^^^^^^tumblr