Did you hear about the French man who always wears denim?
His name is Jean Jaquette.
Old man goes to church
One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out Bible....
I used to date a girl called Sue Denim....
Until I found out that it wasn't her real name.
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
Billie jeans
What do you call a basin full of denim?
A gene pool!
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So my wife struts around in this newly purchased denim skirt
She asks me “does this skirt make my ass look big?”
“No, I think it’s all that shit you eat that makes your ass look big”
True story BYW - yes I am now divorced..
My friend is really good at making denim clothing
He's a jeanius
For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim.
He's the human jean gnome.
What's Super Mario's favorite fabric?
Denim denim denim
An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:
1. Antibody - One who hates his body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work...
What fabric are Mario’s overalls made of?
Denim denim denim
What’s Mario and Luigi clothes made from?
Denim denim denim!
What’s white and blue and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A fridge in a denim jacket.
What material did Mario use to make his Halloween costume?
Denim denim denim
What are Mario's favourite jeans to wear?
*Denim Denim Denim*
What are Mario and Luigi's pants made of?
DenimDenimDenim
What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?
Denim Denim Denim.
What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?
Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
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