Did you hear about the French man who always wears denim?
His name is Jean Jaquette.
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Old man goes to church
One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out Bible....
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I used to date a girl called Sue Denim....
Until I found out that it wasn't her real name.
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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
Billie jeans
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What do you call a basin full of denim?
A gene pool!
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So my wife struts around in this newly purchased denim skirt
She asks me “does this skirt make my ass look big?”
“No, I think it’s all that shit you eat that makes your ass look big”
True story BYW - yes I am now divorced..
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My friend is really good at making denim clothing
He's a jeanius
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For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim.
He's the human jean gnome.
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What's Super Mario's favorite fabric?
Denim denim denim
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An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:
1. Antibody - One who hates his body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work...
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What fabric are Mario’s overalls made of?
Denim denim denim
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What’s Mario and Luigi clothes made from?
Denim denim denim!
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What’s white and blue and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A fridge in a denim jacket.
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What material did Mario use to make his Halloween costume?
Denim denim denim
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What are Mario's favourite jeans to wear?
*Denim Denim Denim*
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What are Mario and Luigi's pants made of?
DenimDenimDenim
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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?
Denim Denim Denim.
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What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?
Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
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