What do you call a denim expert?

A jeanius.

Why is denim better than leather?

It’s has superior jeans

Old man goes to church

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services
were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean,
he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In
his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out Bible....

A blond sits for a medical school entrance exam.

Needless to say, he failed.

These are his answers:

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - the study of painting

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria

Caesarean section - a district in Rome

Cat scan - searching for a lost kitty

Chronic - neck of a crow
...

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billie jeans

My friend is really good at making denim clothing

He's a jeanius

"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"

"No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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So my wife struts around in this newly purchased denim skirt

She asks me “does this skirt make my ass look big?”

“No, I think it’s all that shit you eat that makes your ass look big”


True story BYW - yes I am now divorced..

For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim.

He's the human jean gnome.

Did you hear about the French man who always wears denim?

His name is Jean Jaquette.

What’s Mario’s favorite fabric?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What’s white and blue and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A fridge in a denim jacket.

What are Mario's favourite jeans to wear?

*Denim Denim Denim*

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What are Mario and Luigi's pants made of?

DenimDenimDenim

You guys know what Mario's favorite type of pants are?

*Denim Denim Denim*


edit - say it out loud if you aren't getting it.

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Neighborhood Hootenanny

A fella -- let's call him "Chad" -- moves out of the city and buys himself a nice big home in the country. He enjoys the fresh air and being away from the noise and traffic of the city, but it isn't long before he finds himself feeling bored and a little lonely. He decides to cure both by heading ou...

What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?

Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm

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Billy-Bob is passing by Clyde's hay shed one day....

....when, through a gap in the door, he sees Clyde doing a slow and deliberate striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.


Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender of his weathered Oshkosh denim overalls, followed by the left.<...

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

[Denim denim denim.](http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I)

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