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What do you call a denim expert?

A jeanius.

Did you hear about the French man who always wears denim?

His name is Jean Jaquette.

I was seeing this girl called Sue Denim.

Turns out that that wasn't her real name though.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear

DENIM DENIM DENIM .....

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billie jeans

What is Mario's favorite fabric?

Denim denim denim

Why is denim better than leather?

It’s has superior jeans

Old man goes to church

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services
were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean,
he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In
his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out Bible....

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So my wife struts around in this newly purchased denim skirt

She asks me “does this skirt make my ass look big?”

“No, I think it’s all that shit you eat that makes your ass look big”


True story BYW - yes I am now divorced..

For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim.

He's the human jean gnome.

What’s Mario and Luigi clothes made from?

Denim denim denim!

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What material did Mario use to make his Halloween costume?

Denim denim denim

What's Mario's favourite material?

Denim denim denim!

An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work...

What is Super Mario’s Favorite Type of Clothing?

Denim denim denim

What are Mario and Luigi's pants made of?

DenimDenimDenim

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Neighborhood Hootenanny

A fella -- let's call him "Chad" -- moves out of the city and buys himself a nice big home in the country. He enjoys the fresh air and being away from the noise and traffic of the city, but it isn't long before he finds himself feeling bored and a little lonely. He decides to cure both by heading ou...

You guys know what Mario's favorite type of pants are?

*Denim Denim Denim*


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What’s white and blue and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A fridge in a denim jacket.

What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?

Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm

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Billy-Bob is passing by Clyde's hay shed one day....

....when, through a gap in the door, he sees Clyde doing a slow and deliberate striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.


Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender of his weathered Oshkosh denim overalls, followed by the left.<...

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