Stick To Jokes - 16 Hilarious Stick To Jokes

Why should you stick to drinking apple juice?

Because OJ will kill you.

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They've already had to recall the Nancy Reagan stamps because they don't stick to the envelope

Everyone is spitting on the wrong side.

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What do you call rowdy things that stick to owls?

Hoo-ligands

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Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.

It's egg-nog-stick.

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What fitness plan did Jesus manage to stick to?

Crossfit

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings

The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need

Why did the moth stick to the bride's face?

Because she was *GLOWING*

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Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?

Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

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The only diet I seem to be able to stick to is the one that just involves saying no to food.

"Is that enough chips for you?"

"No."

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Before every barbecue I tell myself I'll eat healthy and stick to the salads.

But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst.

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A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick

The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,

"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."

Next the co-pi...

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For the first time in my life I can walk past a balloon and it doesn’t stick to me

I’m absolutely ex-static!

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A guy walks in to his backyard and sees a gorilla in his tree

He gets online and finds a man who specializes in gorilla removal. When he arrives at the house he has a stick, a set of handcuffs, a chihuahua, and a shotgun.
He tells the homeowner "I'm going to climb up in the tree and use the stick to hit the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. Upon lan...

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What do you call an Indian person who can't stick to a diet?

Naan-committal.

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How do you get a murder of crows to stick together?

Vel-crow

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Do you know that old fable about how your tongue will stick to an iron pipe if it's too cold?

It's twuu.

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