As the new Baptist minister berated the congregation 'Yea be there any among you who commit adultery.'
'May your tongue cleave to da ruf o yo moufh.'
The man who saved Reddit
In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.
Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is grou...
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Three vampires walk into a bar...
The bartender asks the first vampire what he wants to drink. He replies, through a thick Transylvanian accent, "Warm blood." The bartender pulls a live rat out from under the bar, cleaves its head off, and drains the blood into a glass.
He asks the second vampire what he wants to drink, and...
Guarding a block of ice
A guard was keeping tabs on a block of ice. Just when his shift was almost over a small man appeared out of nowhere. Startled, the guard raised a gun and shouted, "stay back! What do you want?"
The small man answered, "I am but a humble gnome seeking a small piece of ice."