A couple of steers were smoking a joint , and playing poker

The steaks were pretty high

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...

They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and fi...

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What do you call a herd of steers masturbating?

Beef strokinoff

If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less?

The spare one! :P

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