It keeps the pilot cool. If you see it stop, and you will start to see him sweat
Did you hear about the lady who backed into a plane propeller?
The purpose of propellers on an aircraft are to fan the pilot.
When they stop turning, the pilot starts sweating.
I’ve been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately;
And I’ve gotta say: I’m not a fan.
Propellers on small planes are actually used to keep the pilot cool.
When it stops spinning, you can see the pilot start to sweat.
Did you know that an helicopters propeller serves to keep the pilot cool?
Because when it stops the pilot starts sweating.
William Shakespeare takes a potion and is propelled into the modern age.
Smart as ever, he rapidly learns the global situation in politics and entertainment and even becomes highly Internet literate. He discovers that a famous actress has been named after his wife Anne Hathaway. He decides she is extremely beautiful but wants to meet her in person to determine if s...
Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller?
Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?
Don't believe me?
Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
Did you hear about the lady that backed into the propeller blade?
(My grandmother told me this joke)
"What is the propeller on the plane for?"
"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.
"I don't think so", replies the kid.
"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"
I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face
but now I'm a big fan
Allways pay attention when you're working around propellers
If you don't, you'll be mist.
The Swing Bar
Jim's friends take him to a bar he hadn't been to before then. It was like any other joint, minus the oddly cheap booze, and the group of people huddled in the corner.
Jim asks the bartender what they're doing, and he explains that they're having a "swing".
Jim and his friends venture...
Helium walks into a bar.
Or, rather than walks, floats; for helium, at room temperature, is a gas, and thus has no legs with which to walk, and, due to its lighter-than-air nature, does not sink to the ground. The bartender himself is confused, for not only is helium invisible to the naked eye in the absence of another obje...
George Bush bought a rotisserie chicken
George Bush went to the store on day and bought a rotisserie chicken for dinner. He began his trek home when a sudden and serious hunger fell over him. His stomach grumbled, he had a headache, all his mind could think about was eating. Fortunately, he was able to bear with it until he got home. Once...
A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons.
A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said:
"I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3,000 f...
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A husband bought his wife a new sex toy for her birthday...
and it was voice operated. It was newest model of Vibro-dick: self-propelled and voice activated.
He brought it home to his from the sex shop in a gift wrapped box with a bow. She unwrapped the box and was surprised.
"Honey, I've never used a sex toy. I don't know if I'll like." ...
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One night while the husbands at the pub a wife gets to reading an article “is your vagina getting saggy”
After some thought she starts to worry so gets the idea to examine her nethers. After trying with a mirror from all angles she decides to put the mirror on the floor and squat over it to get a real good look.
To her surprise her husband comes into the room. All of a sudden he dashed across t...
I filled a steam engine with Holy Water.
The Power of Christ Propels You! The Power of Christ Propels You! The Power of Christ Propels You!
A golfer tells his buddy, “Check out this “Impossible-to Lose” golf ball I have...
If you hit it in the water it floats and then activates a small propeller that moves it over to the edge so you can retrieve it. If you hit it in high grass it emits a smoke signal. If you hit it into a bush, it chirps. It’s literally impossible to lose!” His buddy says “Wow! That’s awesome. How...