George R.R. Martin (OC)

I met George R.R. Martin at a book signing a while back. It was very early in the morning and there weren’t that many people around, so I actually had the opportunity to chat with him a bit. I told him I’m a huge fan of his works, and that he’s always been an idol of mine, and that he inspired me to...

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A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.

When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.

I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,

I’m not sure what to make of it.

I went to the library, and I asked the librarian if they carried a book called “How To Deal With Rejection.”

She told me no, so I started shaking and weeping uncontrollably.

My favourite thing to do is to walk into book stores and say “Hello! I'm looking for a book titled ‘How to deal with rejection without killing’.”

“Do you have it?”

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The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible...

I'm sad as a coconut.



Due to popular demand, **EDIT**: metaphors*... Freakin' grammar nazis... On a second thought, maybe grammar also played a role in my rejection, who knows...

My wife has rejection issues. She asked me to help by rejecting her from time to time.

I said no.

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What is the ultimate rejection?

When your hand falls asleep while masterbating.

rejection lines and what they really mean

what women say | what women mean
:----------------|:---------------------
you deserve better | I deserve better
it's not you, it's me | it's you
we're too alike | you bore me
we're too different | you're a creep
you just don't get me | I just don't want you
I'm not rea...

They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow...

But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later.

For a man to fully understand rejection

He must first be ignored by a cat.

Uncle Fred

My uncle Fred went to a job interview for a diesel fitter. He was asked about his previous experience and he said he stitched clothing for 20 years. The interviewer was not impressed as he did not believe the job skills would be transferable.



Since the company continued to adverti...

I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex

Now she'll know what rejection feels like

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Good jokes.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?

A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I...

Having a PhD. gains you leverage in online dating

Helps with handling rejections well.

My crush gave me her phone number!!

I didn’t know she works at the Rejection Hotline, hope they pay her well :)

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A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach, thinking deeply about his life.

As he lays there, unable to move, he thinks about all the rejection he has faced. Countless women, scared off by his grotesque appearance, have avoided all contact with him. Never been kissed, never been loved.


As he reflects on his sad, lonely existence, a beautiful, busty young lady, ...

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