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"Fat acceptance"

The only movement without movement

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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

Saturday, Sunday

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Abstaining

Three couples went to see a minister each wanting to become members of his church. The minister said they would all have to abstain from sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. He explained that their acceptance would be based on how willing they were to make small sacrifices ...

I got my letter of acceptance to urology school today.

It read:

'Well done. Ur-ine'

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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance

Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the growth state of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.

“I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant a...

The Body Acceptance Movement really died quick

It seems like anti-bodies are all the rage right now

Double

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby an...

Girl, are you a college acceptance letter?

Because I feel like you are about to reject me.

Scat Fetish Acceptance

Now that's a movement I can get behind.

Acceptance in Rainbowland has come at a high cost.

Sarah recently came out to her parents as gray.

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