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Acceptance Jokes

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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

Saturday, Sunday

"Fat acceptance"

The only movement without movement

Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found.

Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.

Why do art schools in Austria and Germany have such high acceptance rates?

They still remember what happened the last time they turned someone down.

The Body Acceptance Movement really died quick

It seems like anti-bodies are all the rage right now

I got my letter of acceptance to urology school today.

It read:

'Well done. Ur-ine'

My Acceptance Speech

"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me, as best they could. As for my fingers, well I could always count on them. And finally my hips, for they never lied."

Acceptance in Rainbowland has come at a high cost.

Sarah recently came out to her parents as gray.

In 1991, a country banned expressions of surrender, acceptance, or agreement.

That marked the fall of the "So be it" Union.

Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?

No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause

JCPenney just moved the women's Plus Size department downstairs. Is this yet another example of fat acceptance?

Or are they just tired of the escalator breaking?

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...

The 5 stages of buying petrol.
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