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Square One Jokes

Why do ships and aircraft have circular windows instead of square ones?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek

Einstein is it, and he covers his eyes and begins to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't move. He leans down, scratches out a square one meter on a side, and just stands there, right in front of Einstein.

Einstein finishes counting, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims "Newton! I fo...

I was going to make a geometry joke, but when I made it it fell flat

I guess it was too plane. Back to square one

What type of meals do math teachers eat?

Square ones.

I thought my new strategy was going to make me successful at the playground hopscotch but I still wasn't able to complete it.

I guess its back to square one.

Ever heard of the guy who lost a game of Battleship?

Guess you could say that he had to go back to square one.

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Wrote this in r/videos. It made me laugh. Who Want To Be A Millionaire America version.

WWTBAM person: "Oh, you won a million dollars? Let me just get that for you."

Winner: "Thanks."

WWTBAM person: "Ok. First we take a tax cut of 25%."

Winner: "Wait, what?"

WWTBAM person: "Next we're going to seperate it into 20."

Winner: "Hold on a second, what are ...

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