So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Einstein is it, and he covers his eyes and begins to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't move. He leans down, scratches out a square one meter on a side, and just stands there, right in front of Einstein.

Einstein finishes counting, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims "Newton! I fo...

Einstein finishes counting, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims "Newton! I fo...

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James was dyslexic. Because of this, he always struggled in school. He was embarrassed by his dyslexia and never let on or got help for his problems, so his grades suffered. His teachers and guidance counsellors told him he’d never amount to anything. All his life, James just wanted to prove them wr...

I guess it was too plane. Back to square one

I guess its back to square one.

Square ones.

Guess you could say that he had to go back to square one.

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