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How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

By their seasoning.

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Finally my winter fat is gone

Now I have spring rolls

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It’s my first time in court and the The judge said “ORDER”!

And I quickly replied “fried rice, spring rolls and orange juice- now two policemen are escorting me outside and I think we are going to a restaurant :)

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