Egg Roll Jokes

You push it!


I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

...you push it

"Is there a doctor in the building?!"

He strides to the back where he sees the manager and a patron who looks pale and shaky.

"We've just had two people come down with some kind of sickness," the manager says, "the lady here, and another gentleman in the bathroom."

"How do you ... read more

He crawls into bed next to his wife and shakes her awake, whispering, " Hey honey, how about a little 69?"

She jumps out of bed, livid, and yells at him, "You come home at 3am, stinking of whiskey, wake me up, and have the nerve to ask me for some pork fried rice, chicken chow mein, and an eg... read more

Egg rolls.

One is Chinese, one is Polish, and the other is black. On their lunch break, they open up their lunches to see what their wives packed them. The Chinese guy says, "What!? Egg rolls again!? I hate egg rolls! If I get egg rolls for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off of this building". The blac... read more

I must be on an egg roll.

1. a rooster lays an egg at the very top of a pointed roof. which way does the egg roll??

2. A plane crashes directly in the middle of the border between Canada and U.S.A. where where the survivors buried?

3. Two babys were born from the same mother, on the same day, of the same year, ... read more

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.

The chicken is smoking a cigarette.

The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."