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Spray Painting Jokes

My friend was arrested for spray painting graffiti and he tried to deny it.

But…the writing was on the wall.

I was spray painting a side table when I noticed my first coat was really patchy...

I thought to myself, "well this can is past its prime"

Luckily I had another can that was primer.

NSFW A 90 year old woman walks by her bathroom

A 90 year old woman walks by her bathroom on fall evening, and sees her 90 year old husband. He has a can of spray paint and is spray painting his nether regions. She stops and yells, “ You idiot! You’re supposed to turn your clock back!”

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I saw some black kids spray painting their names on a wall and decided to join in.

I'd only done the first three letters of my name when they started beating the shit out of me. They obviously don't like people called Nigel.

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What do the Welsh call safe sex?

Spray painting the sheep that bite.

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