My graffiti-artist girlfriend just left me

I should have really seen the writing on the wall.

How did one graffiti artist ask to meet another?

By offering to meet deface deface.

I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.

Now that is bold.

Graffiti on the wall of the physics department

Heisenberg might have been here

What does a graffiti artist call an empty wall?

A blanksy

Her: I’m leaving. I’m sick of your constant mansplaining. I’m surprised you didn’t see the writing on the wall.

Me: It’s called graffiti, Karen.

One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.

The graffiti wrote "Mickey Sucks".

The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.

The bad news is, the urine is from Goofy.

The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.

I saw graffiti in a bathroom that said: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I DID YOUR DAD!"

Underneath someone replied:

"Go home mom. You're drunk."

My own terrible joke. Just came up with it.

What do you call someone who is all for graffiti?

A proTAGonist...


I await your displeasure.

The best graffiti I ever saw said “Go home Dad, you’re drunk again”

It was written right below the words “I f*cked yer mother”

I tried to graffiti a train today

I don't know how some people get such good artwork, I could barely keep up with the cars.

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Saw my neighbour scrubbing some graffiti saying 'paedo' off his door this morning...

I said "What's been going on mate?"

He said "Fucking kids!"

Stopping graffiti has become unmanageable around here

So far the only effort to reduce it has been a complete wash.

Graffiti seen above a urinal in the men’s room...

“What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in the comments.”

TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter.

So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence.

I should have known what I was getting into when I volunteered to help clean off the graffiti.

The writing was on the wall.

Someone has been spraying graffiti of what appears to be corporate ledgers all around my neighborhood.

And the words of the profits are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.

Father and his special daughter are driving back to her mom's.

Father drives past a sign "7/11"
Daughter yells with excitement "Hotdog! Ice-creams"
Father says " ok we can get a hotdog"
He stops at the 7/11 walks in with the daughter and she yells to the clerk " Toilet ! Hotdog ice cream!" They clerk quickly hands her the bathroom key as the father che...

Word on the street is

Graffiti

Mexican dude flees to the US without realizing that Trump's in office.

Mexican dude flees to the US without realizing that Trump's in office. Changes identity and calls himself Ted. Trump throws out all the Mexicans but Ted (who was previously Juan), just graffitis "Still Mexican. Still here." at random places around the country. The cops can't find him but they do kno...

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A guy is sitting on the ground crying.

A stranger asks him what's wrong. He points to a bridge and says "see that bridge? I built that. But do they call me Joe the Builder? Nooo" and then points to a mural and says "I also made that graffiti mural. But they don't call me Joe the Artist." He started crying again. "But you fuck one sheep--...

I found this written on a basketball hoop

Things I hate

1. Graffiti

2. Lists

3. Irony

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A vicar and his wife are walking

A posh old vicar and his wife are walking through the village one Sunday afternoon when they see some graffiti with the letters F, U, C, K.
"oh Terence what does that mean? " asks the vicars wife.
Embarrassed and not wanting to talk about such things with his wife, the vicar tells her that i...

At the men's bathroom of the local college...

... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:

"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."

Doctor's Handwriting

went to see my doctor this morning. “Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged.

“So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked.

“I can't understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it you?”

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True Story

When I was going to college (in eastern european country), the dorms had only one toilet and they were locked after midnight. One night my friend wakes me up saying that he has stomach issues and cannot hold it in. We go to the window in the corridor and he puts his ass out of the window and eases h...

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