There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language.

We call him the Village Idiom.

I know a burglar who doesn't understand figurative language

He takes things literally

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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