Rotating bezel? Personalized engraving? Date display?
NOT ON MY WATCH!!
An archaeologist goes to search for some ancient ruins.
He trekked through the desert for 5 hours, but at last he found them.
Looking at the wall, he saw a stone engraving indicating there was fresh water only a short walk away.
The archaeologist then said "That's a relief!"
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The Voodoo Dildo
A man is about to go abroad on a business trip, but he is worried about his wife cheating on her because she is has strong sexual cravings and has been known to be promiscuous in the past.
The man decides to go to an adult store to find her a sex toy to satiate her desires, and finds himself ...
One day, DJ Khalid’s son found a magical lamp...
One day, DJ Khaled’s son stumbled upon a magical lamp. After rubbing it, a mystical genie poured out of the stem and asked for boy what he wanted for his wishes. Knowing his father’s great love of music, the boy wished to become a keyboard, something Khaled enjoyed using for his music. “Granted”, sa...
You should kill me for this but...
Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, "Wordplay Ore Bust"