People ask why I never finish my paintings

I remind them I am a black belt in partial arts!

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Hitler could've been better with his paintings.

Too bad he didn't believe in mixing colours.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news...

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Going back in time to Germany 1913

he was asked :would you kill Hitler if you ran into him? No! I'd buy his paintings and tell him how great an artist he is.

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Having invented a time machine I'm going to do the art world a favor

I'm going to make sure Adolf Hitler never gets into art school. I'm tired of seeing his paintings everywhere.

My wife started redecorating the house again. . .

She’s doing a great job, but then she hung-up a couple paintings of trains that were almost touching the floor.

I asked her what was the deal with the paintings.

She told me they were “low co-motifs”.

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