What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?
The other day I bought some decorative ceramics for my bathroom, robins, geese, owls, etc. All sorts of birds. I was taking them upstairs & tripped over! Every single one broke, except for the mallards. I guess it was due to their greater duck-tile strength.
I told my wife I can’t find the matching decorative pillow case...
She said it’s a sham.
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Christmas must be the most horny time of the year.
I mean, what other holiday has a decorative piece that’s sole purpose is to bust nuts?
What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common?