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What does a man who's had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?

Decorative balls.
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Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.

But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?

A dystopiary!
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I told my wife I can’t find the matching decorative pillow case...

She said it’s a sham.
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When the Romans Conquered Britain

In the mid 1st century CE one of the problems they did not anticipate was the rampant fraud being conducted in the bronze trade. Tradesmen who shaped the metal would buy it from merchants who bought it from the miners in the form of bars of bronze, already mixed from copper and tin.

The...

There were two avid sailors

who were proud of their well-kept boats (the "Tuning Fork"
and the "Robert Frost", respectively). In all ways they were evenly matched as able sailors except when it came to braiding rope. Not that the Tuning fork’s captain’s braids were deficient, but the other had a flair when it came to bra...
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