What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?

A dystopiary!

Ceramics

The other day I bought some decorative ceramics for my bathroom, robins, geese, owls, etc. All sorts of birds.
I was taking them upstairs & tripped over! Every single one broke, except for the mallards. I guess it was due to their greater duck-tile strength.

I told my wife I can’t find the matching decorative pillow case...

She said it’s a sham.

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Christmas must be the most horny time of the year.

I mean, what other holiday has a decorative piece that’s sole purpose is to bust nuts?

What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common?

Decorative balls.

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