You hear the one about the blonde who went on a fishing expedition with three fishermen?

She came back with a red snapper.

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I showed my grandfather some BDSM porn on his new computer. He said, "I just don't understand you young whippersnappers."

I think he meant: "snapper whippers."

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A fourth-generation prostitute goes home to her great-grandmother's house for a family dinner...

She begins complaining to her family about work. "Geeze! Men these days complain about paying $50 for a blowjob! It's hard work! I *earn* that money!"

Mom, who was a hooker in the 1980s laughs. "Fifty bucks!? You're complaining about that? When I was on the streets, we were lucky to get $20!"...

Hi everyone, if you know someone who has animals to give up for adoption, tell them to contact me before Christmas.

I'm interested in:
Turkeys, chickens, snappers, bream, lobsters, prawns and lobsters.
Thanks

The woman business executive that went on a fishing trip....

...with 10 male business colleagues. They didn’t catch anything but she came back with a red snapper.

Did you hear about the girl who joined six men on a fishing trip?

She came home with a red snapper.

What does an old dog call a young dog?

A yipper-snapper.

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