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Piece Of Cake Jokes

My son asked me, “Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge?” I smiled and said, “Sure..."

"But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”

How easy is it to get reddit karma?

It's a piece of cake.

My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma

I replied "piece of cake"

I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet.

I thought it would be a piece of cake!

My buddies always ask me how I can get fat girls to bed so quick.

I tell them t’s easy, just a piece of cake

Life isn't really a piece of cake

When you're lactose intolerant.

Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake?

It always tastes like paper.

Why did the kid eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
-My 6 year old Nephew

My friends keep asking me for advice..

They want to know how to get all the karma and awards.

I keep telling them it's a piece of cake

A couple in their 80's

A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man get...

It's my special day today but I can't think of any good jokes...

It's a shame, I thought it would be a piece of cake.

There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, "Don't eat me."

Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I don't take orders from a cake."

How easy is it to tell a joke 1 year after joining Reddit?

A piece of cake.

Some people have trouble telling apart pastries and confections...

But to me, it's a piece of cake.

getting karma on Christmas Eve is easy

You could say it's a piece of cake...

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A policeman is training three men, Bob, Don, and Rod, to become detectives.

The policeman flashes an image of a suspect at Bob for five seconds, and then asks him, "This is your suspect. How will you catch him?"

Bob replies, "Well, sir, that's easy! He only has one eye!"

The policeman replies, "That's because the photo I showed you is his profile! He doesn't h...

I got asked, how can I easily remember my Reddit anniversary each year?

Piece of cake.

You’d think going an entire year without celebrating joining Reddit would be tough but it’s actually

A piece of cake.

I heard the easiest method for free karma today!

It’s actually really a piece of cake

I’ve heard it’s impressive to keep your Reddit account more than a year without being banned.

To me it’s a piece of cake.

Just some cake, please

Nothing looked good on the chow hall/mess line, so he only selected a large piece of chocolate cake.

The cook asked him, "Is that all you're gonna eat?"

To which the sailor replied, "Yeah, the rest of the choices don’t look too appealing to me."

The cook grinned at the sailor a...

Why is it so hard for me to get karma?

Apparently for everyone else, it's a piece of cake.

(It is my understanding that you must post something on your cake day).

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother making a cake

“I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” He said to his mother.

After about two hours, the cake had finally cooled off, and him mom brought a piece of cake to Johnny’s room. Upon seeing the piece of cake, the young boy exclai...

A Redditor asks another Redditor what the best way to get karma is...

The experienced Redditor says: "It's a piece of cake."

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it’s a piece of cake!

A fellow redditor asked where all my karma came frome

If you're good enough, it's honestly a piece of cake.

On my cake day a joke about cake...

A father is dying. All of his children stand around his bed. The smell of cake comes from the kitchen. The father says to Jan: "Please get me a piece of cake before I die..."

Jan goes and comes back straight away: "Mom said it was for after the funeral!"

So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.

So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.

Teacher: Why on earth do you let your dog eat your homework?

Billy: Well, my dog really love to eat cake.

Teacher: And how does this even related?

Billy: Yesterday you said that the homework is a piece of cake....

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Meeting the Parents

A teenage boy is taken to his girlfriend's home to meet her parents for the first time. The mother hands him a piece of cake. They all sit there in silence wondering what to say, when the family dog walks in, sits down, and proceeds to lick its testicles. To break the ice, the boy looks at the girl'...

I asked a Buddhist what was the easiest way to get a lot of good karma.

He told me all it takes is a piece of cake.

My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma

“Simple, piece of cake”

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices

He said, "It's a piece of cake!"

My 10yo brother is a baker

My brother just started baking and told me this:

“I’ve gotten so good at baking so fast! Wanna know why?”

Me: “Why?”

“ITS A PIECE OF CAKE!”

Happy cake day to me!

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Cakepilation

For my cake day I'm going to repost everything I can think of that fits into the category of cake-related jokes! You've heard them all anyway, who cares?



What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me?

What do you eat if you 3.142 cakes? You get fat. Pay attention, ...

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3 men are walking through the jungle when they get taken by cannibals

They beg for their lives are given the chance of freedom - they have to go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of the same fruit.

So off they go and not long after the 1st man returns with 10 apples. This is when he is told about the 2nd part of the deal

"You must insert all of t...

Cake walks into a bar and orders a drink.

After a while he notices everyone's been staring at him since he walked in the door. He asks the barman, "what's everyone's problem?"

The barman says, "If I were you I'd get the hell out if here... Looks to me like everyone wants a piece of you!"

"That's nothing mate", replies the cake...

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This Cake Day I really wanted to take a whisk.

But when I asked a baker for a good cake joke, he told me they are on a knead to know basis.

I was speechless and couldn’t even come with a good re-torte, I almost broke down in tiers.

So I did when any great man would do and called my mom who has always been my biggest flan, she liste...

After being on Reddit for a year, I'm having a really hard time writing this..

After all, coming up with the perfect joke is no piece of cake!

I met a monk a year ago today, and as soon as we met, he began to pester me for secrets. I told him most, but there was one I only disclosed today. He asked how I got so much karma, and I told him...

Piece of cake

Joke advice

Hello everyone, at my job we are having a employee appreciation thing where we're giving out debby cakes and littles cup of ice cream to them. I am having to make little cute pun-ny notes on the cakes, but I need more ideas! If you can, drop some funny clever cake puns <3

Here's what I hav...

How do you make karma on Reddit?

It's a piece of cake.





I know this is an old joke but this only happens once per year, I had to.

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Two college students have their most important final exam next week...

But they've chosen to spend the week partying instead. So, in their drunken stupour, after realising how badly they messed up, they beg their professor to give them an extra day for the exam. Even though sceptical, they told him that they had a flat tire on the way to university and couldn't reach c...

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Caught my sister masturbating.

She had something smeared all over her crotch.
I ask, “What is that all over your crotch?”

she said,”Piece of Cake.”

I said, “Damn, I was going to eat that.”

She said, “You can still eat it.”

”I know, but now it’s going to taste like cake.”

People say swallowing eggs, flour and water all at once is a difficult task, but I beg to differ.

It's a piece of cake.

I thought I saw some pie and a gold medal. I was half correct.

Turns out it was a piece of cake.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Piece of cake.

I just took a Baking Class

The final was a piece of cake.

The Beggar Girl

In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.

She used to occupy a stre...

I don't understand what's so hard about describing a single portion of a soft and sweet baked good.

Honestly, it's a piece of cake.

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A Mexican, a Spaniard and an American are all travelling in a plane

When suddenly, the plane crashed onto a small island. The three emerged from the crash remains and noticed they're the only survivors.

They quickly organized and started gathering materials to survive when suddenly, a group of native cannibals surrounded them with spears and took them to the...

Food joke

Q: Why did the piece of cake hate hanging out with the slice of toast?

A- the slice of toast was a crummy friend

My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..

..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake

My wife asked me to provide her with encouragement as she attempts to lose weight next year.

I said, “Don’t worry. It’ll be a piece of cake.”

A man who has been doing keto for five years cheats his diet at a party.

His friend, shocked, asked him if it was hard for him to do.
The man replied, "it was a piece of cake".

When people start bullying me about my weight, I cut myself.....

another piece of cake

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