Moses tees up and swings, and unfortunately his ball ends up in a water trap. He curses, then parts the water to retrieve his ball.
Jesus tees up and swings. His ball also goes into the water trap. He doesn't curse, but thinks for a moment. He then walks across the water and retrieves his bal...
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So this lady has a husband who travels a lot on work
She is worried about her safety, being alone at home all the time, and she decides to get herself a guard dog. She goes to the kennel and asks for the most ferocious dog they have. “That would be Mike Tyson” says the kennel owner. He goes out back and returns with a tiny little pug trotting ...
An economist, a chemist, and a physicist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat but a can of beans.
The chemist says, "Hey, there's a small tide pool of salt water over there. If we set the can in it the salinity will cause the can to rust/disintegrate and we can eat the beans." The physicist laughed and said, " You moron, by the time the salt eats through the can, we will have died of hunger. We...
I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer
The cancer sucks, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!
Wait
No
I do
I can feel the edges of my mind unraveling; each piece, once so firmly put together, slowly falling away from my grasp. To know that the mind, the seat of who you are, can simply... disintegrate, like a...
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Twenty-five years ago, in December of 1991, the Soviet Union disintegrated. Humorist J.P. O'Rourke, the author of "The Baby Boom: How It Got That Way" told us, "Many of my favorite jokes came from behind the Iron Curtain. Maybe because humor was particularly sharp because it was the only weapon peop...
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