My Alaskan sled dog was barking but no sound came out...

It turns out he was on Mala-mute

An Iditerod racer took a sled dog to the vet. "He's acting very strange," said the dog owner. "He encourages the other dogs to hump him. Other than that, he's perfectly normal and a great musher. Should I be worried?"

"Not at all," said the vet. "He just identifies as female. What you have here is a Trans Siberian Husky."

What do sled dogs eat?

Mush

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