I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to move to northern Canada with me.
She was having Nunavut.
I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night...
...but he was having Nunavut
Congratulations, you've won a free vacation across Canada! You have a choice between experiencing the vast Canadian Arctic, or everything else that Canada has to offer.
You either see all of it, or Nunavut.
I had this really great seal clubbing joke I was telling my friend from Iqaluit last week...
but they were having Nunavut.
I was telling my Canadian friend that Canada definitely wasn’t made up of states...
He was having Nunavut.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A Scotsman comes home from a business trip to Canada...
... and slams the door behind him. His wife comes running to the door to see the commotion. "Oh! It's you," she says a bit startled. "Welcome home, love! How was the trip?" He gives her a look of pure anger. "How was the trip? HOW. WAS. THE. TRIP? I WAS MADE A BLOODY FOOL BY YOU!" His wife is taken ...
Some people say Canadian province names are silly.
Personally, I'll have Nunavut.
I said Canada was made up of ten provinces and two territories
But the Inuits were having Nunavut.
I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice....
but he's having Nunavut.
An American and Canadian walk into a bakery
The American ordered some Baked Alaska. The Canadian, however, was having Nunavut.
I petitioned to rename a Canadian province...
Their government would have Nunavut
You get to choose between visiting Canada's largest territory, or all the provinces together.
It's either all of it or Nunavut
Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater?
He knew Nunavut was real.
My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada
But I was having nunavut.