When I successfully invade Canada and they offer me lands in a peace treaty...
I’ll take Nunavut.
Canadian joke eh!
Why did the Northwest Territories split?
They were halving Nunavut.
The other day, I told my friend that part of Canada is in the arctic circle
“Really?” He said. “There’s no way!”
He was having Nunavut.
What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?
"I've got Nunavut."
What does a Canadian Eskimo say when he’s fed up?
“I’ll have Nunavut!”
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to move to northern Canada with me.
She was having Nunavut.
I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night...
...but he was having Nunavut
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A Scotsman comes home from a business trip to Canada...
... and slams the door behind him. His wife comes running to the door to see the commotion. "Oh! It's you," she says a bit startled. "Welcome home, love! How was the trip?" He gives her a look of pure anger. "How was the trip? HOW. WAS. THE. TRIP? I WAS MADE A BLOODY FOOL BY YOU!" His wife is taken ...