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Nunavut Jokes

How much of northern Canada is livable?

*Nunavut*

A Canadian and an Inuit representative were arguing over land rights...

The Canadian representative insisted on having all of northern Canada to themselves, but the Inuit representative immediately cut them off, saying they were having Nunavut.

Why don’t many people live in the northernmost part of Canada?

Because they don’t like Nunavut.

A man in the Canadian North tried to pitch me a pyramid scheme…

I said I don’t believe nunavut yukon!

I had a test on canadian provinces today

I got nunavut right

Some haha's for you to hehe to.....

A Calgarian rolled up the rim on his Tim Hortons coffee. He stared in disbelief for a moment, then started yelling, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
A woman working at the counter said, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a car.”
“No, it says right here,” he said, handi...

When I successfully invade Canada and they offer me lands in a peace treaty...

I’ll take Nunavut.

A Canadian couple made province-shaped cookies

A baker in Canada thought it would be fun to bake cookies that were each in the shapes of Canada's provinces and territories.

"These look delicious," said her husband.

"Thanks!" she said. "And don't worry, I've made some of each shape so you're able to eat them."

"What do you me...

My girlfriend recently left me and moved to a northern Canadian province.

She was having Nunavut.

I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night...

...but he was having Nunavut

I tried to get my friend to stop eating Canada...

But he was having Nunavut.

^^^the ^^^pronunciation ^^^doesn't ^^^work ^^^that ^^^way ^^^but ^^^whatever ^^^it's ^^^OC

What does a Canadian Eskimo say when he’s fed up?

“I’ll have Nunavut!”

I had this really great seal clubbing joke I was telling my friend from Iqaluit last week...

but they were having Nunavut.

I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice....

but he's having Nunavut.

Canadian joke eh!

Why did the Northwest Territories split?

They were halving Nunavut.

I read Nunavut still has zero Covid-19 cases.

I guess they're having none of it.

Some people say Canadian province names are silly.

Personally, I'll have Nunavut.

I petitioned to rename a Canadian province...

Their government would have Nunavut

I said Canada was made up of ten provinces and two territories

But the Inuits were having Nunavut.

An American and Canadian walk into a bakery

The American ordered some Baked Alaska. The Canadian, however, was having Nunavut.

Congratulations, you've won a free vacation across Canada! You have a choice between experiencing the vast Canadian Arctic, or everything else that Canada has to offer.

You either see all of it, or Nunavut.

What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?

"I've got Nunavut."

When I disagree on a food, just call me an Inuit

Because I'm having Nunavut

I was going on about how cold I was my Canadian friend.

He was having Nunavut.

You get to choose between visiting Canada's largest territory, or all the provinces together.

It's either all of it or Nunavut

Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater?

He knew Nunavut was real.

I asked my family "Canadad travel to the Great White North"

My children replied "Yukon", but my wife was having Nunavut.

My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada

But I was having nunavut.

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