What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?
The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.
An Iditerod racer took a sled dog to the vet. "He's acting very strange," said the dog owner. "He encourages the other dogs to hump him. Other than that, he's perfectly normal and a great musher. Should I be worried?"
"Not at all," said the vet. "He just identifies as female. What you have here is a Trans Siberian Husky."