Two Inuits are whale hunting

They have been out all day in their little boat. The wind starts to whip up and it's getting very cold. Their whale-skin coats aren't even cutting the chill. With each blast the cold eats at them. All of a sudden one of them jumps up and starts building a fire in the middle of the boat. He strips al...

Two Inuits marry and consummate that night.

The next morning, the bride discovers that she is six months pregnant.

What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?

"I've got Nunavut."

When I disagree on a food, just call me an Inuit

Because I'm having Nunavut

A lighthouse was installed at an Alaskan cape near a remote Inuit village

The leader of the village opposed the installation, but the US government overruled him.

One foggy morning, the village leader said to his people, "I told you that thing no good. Look at it: light flash, bell ring, horn go woo-woo. But fog come in, just like always."

Thanks to global warming, Inuit women are being forced to wear less and less clothing.

*No ice.*

I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night...

...but he was having Nunavut

I tried to tell this joke to an Eskimo but..

Inuit

How do Inuits know where to find fish under the ice?

They use their *Inuit*-uition!

An Inuit man walks into a pet store...

An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."

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A hunter tells an Inuit..

I'm so good, I've killed every penguin in the arctic. "Piss off" says the Inuit, "Penguins are only found in the antarctic."
"Well, they are now" replies the hunter.

Had a date with an Inuit girl, she showed up late...

She said she blew a seal in her car. I don't think I'll see her again, bestiality is wrong..

Historically, the Inuit are one of the few groups of people who never lose their temper. After decades of research, scientists were able to figure out why...

They’re nomads.

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny.

It was an icebreaker joke.

What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?

Inuit.

Two men walk into a bar in Alaska.

Two men walk into a bar in Alaska whereupon entering they see a beautiful woman dressed in furs, with tan skin and black hair sitting by herself. They remark to one another about how beautiful she is when one of the men decide to go and talk to her. After a moment or two, who solemnly returns to his...

Parents: "We don't know how else to tell you. You're adopted. Your actual parents are from Alaska."

Kid: "Inuit all along!"

When I was a young man, I almost hooked up with an Eskimo girl once...

Turns out, she wasn’t really Inuit

I thought I was going to sleep with an Eskimo-girl

But, she wasn’t Inuit.

My Alaskan Girlfriend broke up with me the other day...

I kept telling people she was an Eskimo, but I guess she wasn’t Inuit.

Have you seen how excited Alaskans get about their hobbies?

They get very Inuit.

What did the Eskimo man say when he caught his wife cheating with the neighbor?

Inuit!

A group of 3 men walked into a bar

The scottish man had whiskey the frenchman had champagne and the inuit had some bellinis- the french and scottish looked at him and both said: I knew it!

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Did you hear about the explorer who tried to have sex with an Eskimo but couldn't get it up?

He just wasn't Inuit.

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A Flat Tire.

An Inuit is visiting Scotland and his rental car got a flat tire. After getting towed to the local Auto repair garage, the mechanic looks at it and says, "looks like you blew a seal."



To which the Inuit replied, "Well, you fucked a sheep."

The real name by which eskimos name themselfs?

I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

I asked a group of people how they felt about the word "Eskimo".

None of them were Inuit.

I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.

He said nah, I’m not really Inuit.

A detective and his partner were tracking a thief--their two suspects were an Eskimo and a Canadian.

The detective had told his partner he knew it was the Eskimo, but he didn't have any hard evidence to support his theory.

Finally, at a stakeout, they caught the criminal in the act--and sure enough, as they emerged from the shadows, the perpetrator was the Eskimo. Vindicated, the detective...

Did you know that native Alaskans don’t like to be called Eskimos?

Inuit.

I can't eat whale blubber.

I've tried it, I'm just not Inuit.

-my beloved nerd of a husband

Why did the Eskimo quit the soccer team?

Idk I guess he just wasn't inuit

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How do you know an Alaskan girl is enjoying sex?

She's really Inuit.

I tried to take a girl out to hunt seals for a first date.

But she wasn't really Inuit.

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I have a fetish for indigenous girls. Wanted to have sex with this girl in Alaska, but, unfortunately...

... She wasn't inuit.

I'm totally into polar bears.

Some people call me crazy.

I'm completely Inuit.

Snow job

So an Eskimo ( Inuit if you live in Can ) took his broken snowmobile into the garage for some repairs. The mechanic checked it out then looked up at the fellow and said. "I think you blew a seal." The Eskimo quickly wiped his face. " No, no that's just frost!" he replied.

There's a new cosmetic surgery that makes you look like an Eskimo.

You might wanna look Inuit.

So there's this big game hunter...

He was getting up there in age, so he decided he was going to go on one last trophy hunt for something he didn't have, a polar bear.

This hunter traveled up north and is talking to an inuit tribe. He says he wants to go after the largest part bear they've seen.

One man says, "Six feet ...

Met a native Alaskan girl the other day. I asked her if all that stuff you see on the nature shows about Alaska is true How they hunt seals and eat whale blubber. She said yeah some ppl do that stuff. I asked her why she didn’t

She said she’s just not that Inuit.

I used to date a native Alaskan...

... but she didn't really seem to be that Inuit.

I went on a date with a woman from Alaska...

Things were going pretty well, and we sincerely enjoyed each others company. Then at the end of the night, I tried to give her an Eskimo kiss, but I guess she wasn't really Inuit.

'Hey, you wanna be Eskimo Brothers?'

''Na, I'm really not Inuit.'

I said Canada was made up of ten provinces and two territories

But the Inuits were having Nunavut.

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I thought I was gonna have sex with an Eskimo one time...

But it turns out she wasn't Inuit.

A thousand baby seals walk into a club.

The Inuit are happy with a good season this year.

So I came home from work, and my roommate had cooked dinner for us. She made whale blubber. She was like "I hope you like whale blubber!" I told her "Well I mean that just sounds terrible!"

She said "You never know, you might be Inuit."

Credit to my roommate for this one

I just tried to play the online Eskimo lottery.

But you have to be Inuit to win it.

So I paid good money for an Eskimo escort, but I think I got ripped off...

I could tell she wasn't Inuit.

My dad keeps trying to teach us...

My dad keeps trying to teach us about our partially Eskimo heritage, but I don't care.
I'm just not Inuit.

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An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance...

And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off.

See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. ...

What did the eskimo say when he found out that his pet seal had been stealing from his fish reserve?

"Inuit!"

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn't like fish?

Yeah, he just wasn't inuit.

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Married in the arctic circle

After 30 years of unfulfilling matrimony a crotchety old Alaskan couple finally decide to seek marriage counseling.

Upon the first meeting with their therapist they both sit down awkwardly on the couch, and pull back their Anorak hoods only to realize that they've been married to the WRONG p...

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You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo?

You name it, he was Inuit!

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