#2857: Two priests are in a shower.

They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three newly inducted nuns from o...

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I only jack it in the shower

Sorry I have to cum clean

If April Showers bring May Flowers what do May Flowers bring?

Genocide.

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My girlfriend always takes really long showers after watching movies starring chris pratt

I dont know what shes doing in there but it gives me plenty of time to jerk off to chris pratt

People are like Showers...

Every naked person they see turns them on

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I got in trouble at high school for masturbating in the showers...

Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.

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[NSFW] a white guy is showering at the gym alone when in comes the biggest and most muscle bound black guy he has ever seen walks in...

The black man whips off his towel and reveals the largest member on a dude the white guy has ever seen. He can’t stop staring and it makes the black man uncomfortable after a few minutes

“You got a problem?” the muscles dude says

“I have to be honest” starts the white guy, “that thing...

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People who claim they like golden showers ...

... are probably taking the piss.

My wife is angry at me because I peed in the shower

She said that I “ruined her bubble bath”

My wife found “golden showers” in my search history and threatened to leave.

I let her go.

Gotta look out for number one.

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My mum finds it disgusting that people pee in showers.

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Sometimes I can't help it, some just comes out when I take a shit

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers and Mayflowers bring white people.

My friend has a habit of taking blurry pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror after taking hot showers...

I thunk he has a high selfie steam problem.

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How do you know that showers are horny?

Because every naked person turns it on.


Edit - Naked not named.... Bloody autocorrect

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can’t read so I’m relatively sure she didn’t find it here.

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