If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Smallpox.

What do the Frey and public golden showers have in common?

Everyone knows urine over your head

If April showers bring May flowers...

I'm on track to get 2 flowers next month.

Gamers don’t take hot showers

They take steamy ones.

Golden showers are the only litmus test for a relationship.

How else will you know urine love?

(NSFL) What's the difference between a homeless woman and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after three periods.

#2857: Two priests are in a shower.

They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three newly inducted nuns from o...

What do my showers and BDSM have in common?

If it doesn't hurt, it's not hot enough.

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My girlfriend always takes really long showers after watching movies starring chris pratt

I dont know what shes doing in there but it gives me plenty of time to jerk off to chris pratt

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I only jack it in the shower

Sorry I have to cum clean

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I got in trouble at high school for masturbating in the showers...

Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.

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Showers are so horny.

They get turned on by every naked person they see.

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