Showers Jokes - 26 Hilarious Showers Jokes

If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

Smallpox.

Joke from my 8 year old daughter for Halloween.

Why didn’t the ghost like to take showers?

Because it would dampen his spirits.

Why don’t Russian sailors take showers at sea?

They prefer to wash up on shore

Why do Native Americans hate April?

Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

I’ll be here all week folks, try the veal.

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Let’s Not Make Jokes About Golden Showers, Alright?

They’re piss-pour.

A prison decides to renovate its showers

An ageing prison facility is constantly beset by long queues for the shower area, which the managers decide to do something about because having all the prisoners together in one area outside of their cells might get nasty. So they look into the problem, and realise that, although the showers themse...

A woman once asked me about golden showers.

“Urine over your head,” I replied.

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Showers are so .

They get turned on by every naked person they see.

Singing in the showers Is great until you get soap in your mouth

Then it's a soap opera

If April showers bring May flowers...

I'm on track to get 2 flowers next month.

I have a kink for getting showers

They make me wet.

Golden showers are the only litmus test for a relationship.

How else will you know urine love?

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How do you know that showers are ?

Because every naked person turns it on.

Edit - Naked not named.... autocorrect

I used to not like hot showers

But I warmed up the idea eventually.

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A friend of mine got caught in the showers

That ruined our trip to Auschwitz - Jimmy Carr

How do you refer to a sponge that doesn't want to have anything to do with showers or baths?

Aloofa.

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People who claim they like golden showers ...

... are probably taking the piss.

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Golden showers result in one thing

Getting pissed

My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers

(I have kidney stones)

How does Princess Leia like her showers?

Lukewarm.

my public pool's showers has two different soap dispensers one is white and the other soap is transparent

i asked my life guard about the difference between them

he said that the white one is shampoo for hair

and the transparent is for the body.

me being bald i asked him: so i use one soap?

he was silent for a second while he looked at my body me wearing only my swimming shor...

I'm addicted to taking showers...

..I've been trying to get clean for years now.

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My mum finds it disgusting that people pee in showers.

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Sometimes I can't help it, some just comes out when I take a

I founded a club for growers not showers

It started out small, but our members are increasing in size every day.

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[] I like to take showers before having .

I'm all about coming clean.

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