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Showerhead Jokes

What do you call someone who gets turned on by every naked person they see ?

A showerhead

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Why do showerheads in germany have 11 holes?

Because jews only have 10 fingers

The showerhead and shower curtain are complaining.

Curtain says: I really hate having to just hang here all day.

Showerhead: At least you dont get turned on everytime you see a naked person!

I told my wife there was a problem with the showerhead...

It was far too infrequent.

I generally get turned on by naked people. Sometimes they aren't naked. I get turned on by children, old people, adults as well. What am I?

I'm a showerhead.

What word is innocent and dirty at the same time?

A showerhead

C'mon, I wasn't that drunk last night!!!

Dude, you hugged the showerhead and asked it to stop crying.

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A man is showing his friend his new smartwatch

"You can really do anything with it! Even shower with it!"

"Really? I can't seem to do that with my smartwatch."

"What do you mean? We have the same watch don't we?"

"Yeah, but I can't seem to find the showerhead on mine."

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