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Why do showerheads in germany have 11 holes?

Because jews only have 10 fingers

I told my wife there was a problem with the showerhead...

It was far too infrequent.

The showerhead and shower curtain are complaining.

Curtain says: I really hate having to just hang here all day.

Showerhead: At least you dont get turned on everytime you see a naked person!

What word is innocent and dirty at the same time?

A showerhead

I generally get turned on by naked people. Sometimes they aren't naked. I get turned on by children, old people, adults as well. What am I?

I'm a showerhead.

C'mon, I wasn't that drunk last night!!!

Dude, you hugged the showerhead and asked it to stop crying.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead.


You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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