Got a new job at Gatwick Airport. I patrol the runways on a horse and shoot down any illegal flying devices in the area.
I'll be known as The Drone Ranger.
A teacher asks in class:
"If three pigeons are sitting on a tree, and i shoot down one, how many pigeons will be left?" A student raises their hand and says: "None." Confused, the teacher asks why, to which the student responds: "Well, if you shoot down one, the others will get scared by the gunshot and fly away."...
What do you call it when the police shoot down your cocaine drone?
A crackdown
Communist party gathers, main speaker is Stalin. Someone sneezes.
Stalin: Comrades, who sneezed?
Silence.
Stalin: I ask again, comrades, who sneezed?
Silence intensifies.
Stalin: Shoot down first row!
Guards spray the first row with bullets.
Stalin: Comrades, i ask AGAIN, who sneezed?
Dead silence.
Stalin: Sh...
In the early 1800s three explorers are captured by a Native American tribe
In the early 1800s three explorers are captured by a Native American tribe...A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian. They are all taken in front of the chief. The chief is furious that they trespassed on the scared ancestral burial land but says they would have one chance to redeem themselves. Nex...
There was a less known James Bond
He used to shoot down Q's ideas for new gadgets, saying they were a waste of good taxpayer's money.
He was known as the savings Bond.
US President calls for a meeting with press.
He steps up to the tribune:
\- Friends, fellow citizens, today i have to inform you that i've made the decision to shoot down every member of the Congress, Senate and House of Representatives, and also paint the White House green.
After a long pause single hand rises from auditory: ...
The BBC interviews a former pilot of the Dutch Free Air Forces from WWII . . .
. . . So the Dutch guy starts telling a story:
"As we're flying over France, all of a sudden, 6 Fokkers come out of nowhere. I engage on a Fokker, and shoot him down. Then I line up behind another Fokker and shoot him down too. The other guys in my squadron shoot down the other four Fokkers....
So this father and son go hunting for an Easter Goose for the family...
They're up early and in their favorite blind by sun up. Coffee, hot. Rifles, loaded. Air, crisp. It doesn't take long before a flock heads their way and they shoot down a fair sized bird and collect it, then bring it home to the Wife and Daughter for cleaning and preparation. All goes well and the G...
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