I didn’t want to believe my friend was stealing from the road construction site.

But I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there.

I'm working on a joke about road construction.

Give me a few months to lay it all out.

I was going to tell you a Road construction Joke...

But I'm still working on it.



Reposted because my first attempt to tell this joke got the punchline removed.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

I never expected my dad to steal from his road construction job...

but when I got home all of the signs were there.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I saw a sign on the highway that read "End Road Construction."

And I was like, shit, the anti-road construction people are getting vocal.

HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is...

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