I didn’t want to believe my friend was stealing from the road construction site.

But I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there.

I'm working on a joke about road construction.

Give me a few months to lay it all out.

I was going to tell you a Road construction Joke...

But I'm still working on it.

Reposted because my first attempt to tell this joke got the punchline removed.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I saw a sign on the highway that read "End Road Construction."

And I was like, shit, the anti-road construction people are getting vocal.

I never expected my dad to steal from his road construction job...

but when I got home all of the signs were there.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

While waiting for road construction to clear...

I decided to make a set of boobs with the tar and gravel. I thought I was going to be in trouble for vandalism. I got 2 years for sexual asphalt.

I believe I created this joke... but who knows nowadays! :)

You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,...


1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is...

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