I didn’t want to believe my friend was stealing from the road construction site.
But I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there.
I'm working on a joke about road construction.
Give me a few months to lay it all out.
I was going to tell you a Road construction Joke...
But I'm still working on it.
Reposted because my first attempt to tell this joke got the punchline removed.
What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?
I never expected my dad to steal from his road construction job...
but when I got home all of the signs were there.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I saw a sign on the highway that read "End Road Construction."
And I was like, shit, the anti-road construction people are getting vocal.
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