A statistician was accused of selection bias in his work surveying virgins.
Apparently he was cherry-picking his data.
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Unexpectedly, an artist's wife starts having sex with him every day.
Though quite unusual, he didn't question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride.
One day, his wife approached him. "Honey? Can you sketch a picture for me?"
"Of course!" he replied. "What should I draw?"
"What you think our baby will look like."
He stared back at her,...
When Andrew Waugh was surveying Mt Everest in 1856 he came up with a height of exactly 29,000 ft. Fearing people would think that was just an imprecise estimation he reported it as 29,002 ft.
Because of this, some say he was the first to place two feet on the summit of Everest.
Scientists need to stop surveying the deepest parts of the ocean with their high-tech equipment
They should send Neymar Jr. instead because he is the greatest diver in the world.
I was driving the other day, accidentally hit this guy in the back. Guy gets out. I see that he’s a dwarf. He starts surveying the damage, shakes his head, and says, “Well, I’m not Happy!”
I said, “Well, which one are you?!” And that’s when the fight began.
An early American cowboy is out surveying the west...
When he is captured by some Natice Americans. They say, "Your people have declared war on us and as a POW, we are going to kill you...in 3 days. But each day before that, we will grant you one wish"
He thinks and says..."For my first wish, I wish to speak to my horse". The look perplexed,...
A seasoned general, surveying the battlefield with his lieutenant, sees an enemy soldier with his arm in a hole full of water
"Let's avoid him", the general says to the lieutentant. "He's well-armed."
A statistician died while surveying a river...
It was three feet deep on average
Yoda stands in the doorway, surveying the crime scene.
The victim is lying face down on the floor in a pool of his own blood. Huge chunks have been taken out of him, and clear teeth marks are visible around the open wounds. Against a nearby wall lies the suspected killer. Mouth full of blood (likely not his own) and back broken in such a way that he can...
Carl and Clarance lived on opposite sides of the Mississippi River..
They lived their whole lives right across the river from each other, way back in the day. The nearest bridge across was 100 miles away, and both were too poor to afford an automobile, so from their youth they made a past time of shouting insults to one another from across the river. For many yea...
A young woman was moving into a new home in the suburbs—her first time away from family.
She decided to take residence in a house that was built by a small family several years ago. There was some construction to be done, however, so she called one of her friends who had a background in architecture to point her in the right direction.
He arrived early one morning, surveying the ...
The pirate joke (This isn't my joke)
A pirate Captain is surveying his crew on Deck as they set out to see on a long voyage. He notices a new lad mopping the deck and decides to greet him. "I welcome you to our long endeavor on the high sea" said the captain "Thank you cap'n sir" said the crew lad, but then followed. "Uh sir... I...
An explorer in the deepest Amazon
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by what appears to be a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed." There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: "No, you are not screw...