My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft...
I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Two tradesman set up for road work: one a veteran and the other a literalist rookie.
“You just stand there by the ‘end road work’ work sign and direct folks through the orange cones”, says the veteran.
“But I’m not sure I can do that, that’s a big responsibility to carry for a lot of people”.
“Sure you can, it’s a simple job, they’ll get the message”.
After the ...
Damn girl, are you a road work zone?
'Cause you are double-fine.
You know the signs that say "End road work"?
Have you ever seen the protestors that put them up?
I've seen 'End Road Work' signs all over the place since I was a kid...
I don't think the protest is working.
The Pope is saddend that he never sees much of the countries he visits and decides it's time for a change
After a visit to Berlin, the Pope decides he wants to travel to Rome by car. Off course, he didn't bring a car and so the German government seizes the opportunity to impress him with German engineering. They lend him the most powerful car they have available, with a German driver/bodyguard. And off ...
I saw the strangest protest sign driving to work today
I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, “End Road Work”?
Happy Father’s Day everyone!
2 nuns cycle down a cobbled street. One let's out a cry and says "I've never come this way before."
The other one says, "you wouldn't normally but there's a diversion around some road works."
Pennsylvania and New Jersey changed their state mottos today in order to cut their highway budgets.
Now they both proudly display "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays" on their welcome signs to better reflect the status of their roadways.
A reporter is standing at the edge of a cliff contemplating suicide[Long]
a reporter in a small town is standing on the edge of a cliff contemplating suicide when as he is about to jump a road worker approaches him and asks "Are you going to jump?" The reporter replies "yep, there hasn't been a story in this town for years and I'm tired of it." The road worker thinks for ...
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