A Geologist from Alabama could tell you the chronological order of Sandstone Layers, but not their exact ages
You could see they're into Relative Dating.
I know you expected that punchline. My apologies, when I'm under pressure my sediment jokes turn a little schist.
Please stay gneiss in the comments.
While moving to a new apartment I lost several of my fossils from when I was a kid.
They weren't really worth much so I guess its just the sedimental value I'm missing.
A former student of a Geology professor at a major University returned one day to give the professor a gift of a unique soil sample he had collected from a river while on a trip....
To which the professor replied, "I appreciate the sediment"
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?
Sediment always settles
Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel
Great sedimental value.
(I can't take credit. Read it in a university paper 20 years ago.)
For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciate the sediment, but...
People tell me my pet rock is worthless...
but I think it has sedimental value.
What did The Rock go by after he became a washed up actor?
Does the beach wave back when the ocean waves?
No, but it appreciates the sediment.
Scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research...
The scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research and take a vacation on their friend's farm. On their first day there, Watson and Crick take a walk around the farm. First, they notice pigs oinking like crazy when they realize the truck that takes them to market has pulled up. Next, t...
What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?
I appreciate the sediment.
I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him.
His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment.
I just found out that my geology professor passed away...
my sediments go out to his family