A guy was high and was rash driving when he suddenly ran over a group of people walking on the footpath
He was later detained by the police and summoned to the court.
The judge asked him: Why did you run over the group when clearly there was a single person walking on footpath which was on other side of the road? Clearly there would have been less casualties!
The guy answers: I was gonna...
What do you get if you cross a four-lane highway and a narrow footpath?
Closer to wherever you were going.
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t...
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the footpath.
Noticing this, a cop stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $50 bills falling Out of that bag."