A guy was high and was rash driving when he suddenly ran over a group of people walking on the footpath

He was later detained by the police and summoned to the court.

The judge asked him: Why did you run over the group when clearly there was a single person walking on footpath which was on other side of the road? Clearly there would have been less casualties!

The guy answers: I was gonna...

A taxi passenger

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate...

What do you get if you cross a four-lane highway and a narrow footpath?

Closer to wherever you were going.

Game Day entrepreneur . . .

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the footpath.

Noticing this, a cop stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $50 bills falling Out of that bag."

"Oh, ra...

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Johnny and Jane were walking near a building site (long).

Jane asked "Do you wanna see a neat way to make some money?"

Johnny replied "O... o... okay. H... h... how d... d... do you do it?"

(he has an unfortunate stutter)

"Follow me", said Jane.

She led him up to the top of the five story building that's under construction.
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