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A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way.

Yep

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Why did the dyslexic turtle cross the road

Pescatarians have the right of way.




This joke took me fucking three tries to post because I don't know how to type.

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Redneck book of manners.....

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.


2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.


3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.


4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.


5. Even if you're ...

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