What do Giraffes and zoning regulations have in common?
They both don't exist in Texas.
An Oil Prospector Died and went to Heaven
And St. Peter said, "Well, I checked you out, and you meet all of the qualifications. But there’s one problem."
"We have some tough zoning laws up here, and we keep all of the oil prospectors over in that pen. And as you can see, it is absolutely chock-full. There is no room for you.’" ...
A land surveyor is redrawing the state lines in Rural Western Maine…
He happens upon an isolated farmhouse with a bunch of signs that say things like “Maine Pride” , “Parking for Mainers Only” and “Welcome to Maine Now Leave!” However he discovers that there has actually been a zoning mistake and the house is located just over the line in Vermont. He nervously knoc...
A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store
A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store.
At court he explains to the Judge that it was a case of a simple misunderstanding.
Judge: I don't see how this can be a misunderstanding. You were arrested for drinking straight out of the wine bottle at the register! <...
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