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Tunnels Jokes

I’ve never been fond of making tunnels.

It’s just boring.

I thought digging tunnels would be exciting…

Turns out it’s boring

Tunnels

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

A realist sees a freight train

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the track

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Tunnel project

A japanese, a german and a Turkish company are fighting to take a tunnel project from a government to complete.

The germans say they start digging from one end and get out from the other end and deliver one tunnel.

The japans say they would start digging from the both end and meet at ...

Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting

Some may even call it boring

When a mine shaft collapses it’s known to make a specific musical tone when the air rushes through the tunnels. What note is it?

A flat miner

I hate driving through tunnels [OC]

They're always so dark and scary. My hands always start shaking whenever I'm driving through one with my mates.

I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome

I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth.

But eventually I caved.

Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels.

Because it's boring.

I'm fine driving through tunnels when I'm on my own. But the minute I have multiple passengers and I drive through a tunnel, it hurts to hold the steering wheel.

I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

Two miners got trapped in a dark tunnel after a mine collapse, blocking their way in, and cutting off the power and lights.

One miner remained calm. He knew that there was other exits from the mine, but in the complete darkness, he had no way to navigate. He remained trapped.

The other miner started panicking. It was so dark, he had a wife and kids at home, he didn’t want to die like this. He was hyperventilating....

The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so,

He felt undermined.

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