Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England
French Fries Were Not Invented In France.
We Sometimes Take English For Granted
But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:
Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly
Boxing Rings Are Square
And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.
If Writers Write, H...
What is spidermans favorite road?
This is a joke I heard back in 2000
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wan...
Why are cookies called cookies, and bacon is called bacon, but you have to bake cookies and cook bacon?
It's like that Parkway / Driveway mess up, all over again!
ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English fo...
Sometimes, I feel like driving north
On parkway south
Dealing with Corporate Information Gathering
The other day, I was purchasing a television antenna in a major electronics store and was asked by the cashier for my name.
“Why,” I asked. ‘I don’t need a warranty.”
“I have to have it for our records,” explained the cashier.
Fed up with practice of companies gathering as mu...