Constructed Jokes - 5 Hilarious Constructed Jokes

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My music teacher constructed a piece for heterosexual killer whales.

That's something I wouldn't know how to orca straight.

Have you heard that really convoluted metaphor about poorly constructed bridges?

It's hard to get across.

An American contractor puts out a tender for a bridge to be constructed.

Several engineers apply for the job.

The German engineer comes with mechanics and techniques and proposes a bridge to be built for the sum of 20 million dollars.

The Chinese engineer comes, plagiarizes and copies the Germans stuff and after a lot of cost cutting and cheap materials, pr...

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I used to have some well constructed ass jokes

But then I rectum.

First attempt at dad jokes:what did father beaver told his son when he constructed his first dam?

Dam son!!!

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