Did you hear about that guy that lost his ear in a construction accident?
They reconstructed it from pig skin, the sound quality is good but there's still a little bit of crackling...
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The husband is going on a business trip.
Immediately before leaving, he says to his wife: "Honey! I am leaving for a long time and I understand that it will be difficult for you without a man. Therefore I constructed a robot. His name is Bob. As soon as you want a man, say: " Bob! "and he will do his job."
Just after the husband cl...
An American contractor puts out a tender for a bridge to be constructed.
Several engineers apply for the job.
The German engineer comes with mechanics and techniques and proposes a bridge to be built for the sum of 20 million dollars.
The Chinese engineer comes, plagiarizes and copies the Germans stuff and after a lot of cost cutting and cheap materials, pr...
First attempt at dad jokes:what did father beaver told his son when he constructed his first dam?
Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK.
It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet...
When I go into a drug store, the pharmacist is usually high.
Why are many drug stores constructed with the area behind the counter a few steps higher than the rest of the store?