Restaurants Jokes - 10 Hilarious Restaurants Jokes

Why do ducks only eat alone at restaurants?

Because it’s a pain to split their bill

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What's the worst name for a chain of restaurants?

Dominoes

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Why do strip malls love renting space to Chinese restaurants?

Because they’re lo mein tenants.

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An individual walks into a restaurants, orders and eats his meal

"That'll be $13.45." says the waiter.

The individual pulls out a $50 bill.

"Sorry, we've had issues with counterfeit money lately. Do you have any smaller bills?" asks the waiter.

"Sure, no problem.." The individual pulls out a $25 bill, pays with it and leaves.

Why do so many restaurants have financial problems?

Because there's no Accounting for Taste.

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Why do restaurants try to spend less on butter?

They have to watch their margarines.

Viet namese restaurants

It was so busy when I went for soup I had to stand in a pho queue

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Why do they hate food fights in Chinese restaurants?

Because it's wonton violence.

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You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water?

In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"

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What do Timon and Pumbaa order at Italian Restaurants?

>!The Tuna Piccata!<

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